(obnoxiously, upon hearing a joke I told) "Uh...Can I make a suggestion? Uh...Ha-ha-ha...no!"!"

http://www.aolhealth.com/condition-center/arthritis/kathleen-turner?icid=main|main|dl3|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aolhealth.com%2Fcondition-center%2Farthritis%2Fkathleen-turner

So Kathleen Turner has had arthitis? Look uh call me insensitive, but uh whats the big deal y'know? Is this news to anyone? People grow old and die, is this sounding familiar to anyone?!

I am stressed out of my brain, forgive me for being a fumbling, inarticulate penis at the moment. I'm gonna start dating someone. I gotta. That's a promise.